When I have to sit my token blackout betch down to tell her all the dick things she did wasted last night


silohouettes:

My friend just made this status

silohouettes:

My friend just made this status

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emojigrl:

flying-blades:

Spongebob - I Don’t Like

this is historically significant

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@lydacniemiec: despite this poor puppies pain this still remains the cutest picture i’ve ever seen in my life. 

@lydacniemiec: despite this poor puppies pain this still remains the cutest picture i’ve ever seen in my life. 

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milkum:

when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce

HAHAHAAH VALID

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sniffing:

im dead

OMG

sniffing:

im dead

OMG

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hahah

hahah

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rupindah:

Dumbledore was a bottom

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prochoiceamerica:

Today, the U.S. Supreme Court is hearing a challenge to a buffer zone law that protects patients and staff at clinics in Massachusetts from anti-choice harassment and violence.

Across the country, extreme, often violent, anti-choice protesters physically block access to clinics and intimidate people exercising their constitutionally protected rights.  Learn more about this issue and the laws that exist to protect patients and their doctors.

One of my bosses has a death threat out on her because she performs abortions. Personally, she got pregnant at sixteen, couldn’t get an abortion because it was illegal and almost died during her herbal attempts to miscarry. My other boss has to fight with her OR staff to assist her in the clinic. Although I have never been faced with the decision, I fully support a woman’s right to choose. 

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vinegod:

How I feel every time I have to leave my dog at home by Patrick Barnes

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coryy:

My neck, My back, My Netflix and my snacks.

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monkeysaysficus:

livelaughloveatrandom:

atasteforlife24:

carpe-diem-cras:

beyhive1992:

Yanis Marshall Choreography Beyoncé Melody 

SLAY!

I’m…

Oh, he did that!

Mehdi is bae.

My sexuality: that tall one

Love it

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crrocs:

evilsmurfnope:

crrocs:

Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive

Vodka?

Yes

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